Family Tree

Just swinging from branch to branch on the family tree: Gee, Aunt May and Uncle Joe are also my first cousins once-removed since Grandma Minnie married brothers. And look here: My great-grandfather Ernie married cousins. Hey, and didn't this grandfather marry sisters? And what the hell are these cousins doing? They can just stop it right now! And---whoa! I think I just slipped from the family tree. Yep, my ass is definitely on the ground. OUCH!